Having learned from Douglas that the secret of his success is wearing women's slacks Moss buys a pair, which makes him brave and creative. Roy is annoyed that the tiny barista, Troy, is doing a bad job of making his coffee and they argue, after which Troy runs in front of a van. At the same time, Jen accidentally throws coffee over a tramp. Both incidents are captured on camera and then posted on the Internet, turning Jen and Roy into global hate figures. Roy also accompanies girlfriend Alice to her grandfather's funeral but overuses a pepper spray solution to simulate tears of grief. Douglas attempts to limit the damage done by Roy and Jen by going on "The Secret Millionaire" but blows his cover and gets in trouble with the law partying with minors. Moss devises a plan to market the pepper spray and turn his colleagues into heroes. However, it backfires and the IT crowd thinks they're going to have to clear their desks. When Douglas tells them he has to hide out from the law they take the opportunity to save their boss and their jobs.
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