- Niblet: I don't know what a.s.a.p. means, but I'll do it as soon as possible.
- Lucky: Look at you guys! You're just like miniature dogs! Oh, what the dog-makers would think up next?
- Squirt: Lucky, it's time to head downstairs. It's warm down there, and there's lots of nice fun things to play with.
- Lucky: Like balls and sticks?
- Squirt: Oh, sure.
- Lucky: And bones?
- Squirt: Ah, we've got some nice bones.
- Lucky: How about my tail?
- Squirt: Uh, no, actually, your tail is up here.
- Lucky: Then I am not going down! Not unless we bring it!
- Niblet: I got it Lucky! I got it!
- Lucky: Thanks, buddy. Let's go.
- Squirt: If he doesn't get better, I'm putting in for a transfer.
- Niblet: Stay here, Lucky. And don't move.
- Lucky: Whatever you say, Niblet. You're the smart one... Oh, man! I moved my face around to talk!
- Cookie, Strudel: Aaaaaaaah!
- Squirt: See? That's what I said. Just like that!
- Cookie: What's the one thing Niblet loves more than anything?
- Strudel: I don't know. Bacon?
- Squirt: Gravy!
- Strudel: Cherries!
- Squirt: Mud!
- Strudel: Churches!
- Squirt: Lead!
- Strudel: A duck!
- Cookie: What? No! What is wrong with you dogs?
- Lucky: Oh, pretty flowers in the grass. You smell so good, you should last. But I'm afraid you won't, so... I'll eat you fast.
- [eats the flowers]
- Lucky: and now I feel like... like...
- Niblet: Sassafras.
- Lucky: That's it. Sassafras! That's just how I feel! And I don't even know what sassafras is!
- Lucky: Niblet, I've got a special assignment for you.
- Niblet: I'm on it!
- [zips off then quickly comes back]
- Niblet: What is it?
- Lucky: Am I okay? No, I'm not okay, because I didn't not catch this furry little villain yet!
- [chases his tail]
- Cookie: Lucky, you need to tell us the rest of the plan.
- Lucky: You got it! What plan is that?
- Cookie: The plan that was in your head but you never told us about even when we begged you?
- Lucky: Oh, yeah! That plan! I have no idea!
- Squirt: A comb? A kazoo? A rubber froggy? Why do humans keep this stuff?
- Cookie: I have no idea... Except for the froggy.
- [Cookie and Strudel start giggling and playing with the froggy]
- Niblet: I've been confounded by logic once again.
- Lucky: Oh, would you look at all those rocks. There's gotta be like... thirteen of them!