- Detective Luke Morales: [shocked] Brooks? I-I thought you were dead.
- Andy Brooks: Rumors of my demise have been... pretty much true.
- Captain Frank Irving: [to Abbie, about her report] This goes without saying, but in your description of events, let's make sure that the perp isn't headless.
- Captain Frank Irving: I need to... fill out a report. I need to call the governor.
- Ichabod Crane: What are you going to tell him?
- Captain Frank Irving: What do you think I'm going to tell him? The Headless Horseman is mowing down people to bring about the end of day? For further questions, please call Ichabod Crane, the man who beheaded him in 1781.
- Lt. Abbie Mills: So, I spoke to the curators. I have good news and bad news. What do you want first?
- Ichabod Crane: Is this a riddle?
- Lt. Abbie Mills: Never mind.
- Ichabod Crane: Flummoxed by a foreign concept that resembles close to nothing of what you know? Can't imagine how that feels.
- Ichabod Crane: Were you charged a fee for that water? My God, it should be an inalienable right! Where do the courts fall on this?
- Lt. Abbie Mills: They've uploaded the manuscript online.
- Ichabod Crane: That is excellent news.
- Lt. Abbie Mills: [beat] You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
- Ichabod Crane: No, I do not.
- Lt. Abbie Mills: Paul Revere, midnight ride - "One if by land, two if by sea."
- Ichabod Crane: You've heard of it?
- Lt. Abbie Mills: Word may have gotten around.
- Ichabod Crane: The warning all of the riders gave, as discreetly as possible, was "The Regulars are coming" Not "The British are coming." See we, too, were British at the time, so that would have been most unhelpful.