Jane Wants a Boyfriend (2015)

Gabriel Ebert: Jack

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Quotes 

• Jane : You really shouldn't do that, it's bad for you. And it's illegal to smoke indoors in the State of New York.

  Jack : I've heard that. I've also heard that cookies make your butt fat.

  Jane : Well, I'd rather have a big cookie butt than be dead.

  Jack : Yeah, because then you could eat your own big cookie butt.

• [Jack is reading on the floor of the store] 

  Bookstore Worker : Maybe you wanna buy it.

  Jack : See, this is why people go to Barnes and Noble.