- Donatello: You're not... entirely human, April. That's why you have psychic powers. In fact, you are a half human, half alien... mutant.
- Raphael, Michelangelo, Leonardo, April O'Neil: A MUTANT?
- Michelangelo: Aw, YEAH! Welcome to the family!
- April O'Neil: [gasps] ... I never understood... how... how turtles... could be so... so fast!
- Michelangelo: C'mon, April! This is just the warmup!
- April O'Neil: The WARMUP? For TWO HOURS?
- Leonardo: That's what ninjas do! Training sometimes lasts four, five hours at a time! Awesome, right? Ha ha ha! Yeah!
- April O'Neil: Ugh, are you kidding me? I'm gonna puke! How 'bout a REAL mission?
- Raphael: It took fifteen years of training before Master Splinter allowed us to go on a real mission. You got a long way to go, sister.
- Donatello: Not that long! A decade or two'll fly by like that!
- April O'Neil: For a turtle!