- Shawn Spencer: So, Deer-da.
- Dierdre: [correcting him] Deirdre.
- Shawn Spencer: Deer-dee.
- Dierdre: Deirdre.
- Shawn Spencer: That can't be right. How's that spelled?
- Dierdre: [stonily] D-I-E.
- Burton Guster: [Meeting a murderous English gangster] Shawn, why does that man have blood on his face?
- Shawn Spencer: Bird flu. Oh, but they call it "girl flu" here.