"Community" Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (TV Episode 2014) Poster

Jim Rash: Dean Pelton

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  • Dean Pelton : [Voice over, playing the game as Joseph Gordon Diehard]  Father, forgive me. I have traveled so far from you. How many game days since the Skull river ripped us apart? How many real hours since I've gone pee? We seek this necromancer. Why? Why? Our reasons are dreams, our dreams, dust. I send word on wings of sparrows, in hopes they might find you. Abed says the odds are near impossible. That's enough for me. Should you receive this message, I know of a way to reunite. According to my character sheet, if I rub the blade of our magic family sword while you rub the hilt, twin beacons of light will reveal our locations to each other. Each night, I will think of you and rub, praying for the night fate will find us rubbing together. Your son, Joseph Gordon Diehard.

  • Abed Nadir : [as the Dungeon Master]  You hear an ominous screeching. Moving upward into view, three huge, white arachnids with eagle wings.

    Hank Hickey : Sky Spiders.

    Dean Pelton : I draw my sword and I cry out, "Back, eight-legged demons! I will not scoop you up with a catalogue and let you outside on this day!"

  • Annie Edison : Do they like each other now?

    Jeff Winger : Are you kidding me? They can't stand being in the same room. I also don't think they can handle being apart. And I think they just found a way to avoid doing either. And that's the best most fathers and sons can do.

    Dean Pelton : [Gasps. Then, choked up]  You've made me so proud today.

    Jeff Winger : Ugh. Does anyone know where we can buy a real sword?

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