- Dr. Lance Sweets: You did a good thing, Booth. I know you and Angela haven't exactly been friends lately.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Oh, wait a second; this wasn't about Angela. I just wanted Bones to have a bachelorette party.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Okay.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: "Okay"? Don't say "okay" to me.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Okay.
- [pauses]
- Dr. Lance Sweets: That wasn't an "okay" okay; it was just an okay.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: See, you don't even know how to say just "okay".
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Okay.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You said... All right, forget it.
- Daisy Wick: Oliver Wells should not antagonize me! Working here is giving me a pretty good knowledge of how to kill and how to get away with it!
- Sam Gilford: Schools are considered second tier markets along with prisons, senior citizens homes
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Schools? Where the children are our future?
- Sam Gilford: And ketchup is a vegetable
- Caroline Julian: My boss doesn't like this one! Federal programs paying for cannibalism isn't sitting pretty on Capitol Hill!
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: The gonium angle of the mandible indicates the victim was male
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: What sick mind serves a person to kids?
- Caroline Julian: Maybe someone wasn't ready for a pop-quiz! Are all the teachers accounted for?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah!
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: My question is: how did he end up in the stew?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, wait a second: is that a student? Because, you know, if the school is serving kids, the press is gonna eat us alive!
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Oh! How is it going?
- Dr. Oliver Wells: Revolting!
- Daisy Wick: All part of the job! It doesn't faze me in the least
- Dr. Oliver Wells: [to Dr. Camille] Did you have this one tested for mental illness?
- Daisy Wick: Yes! And I passed!
- Dr. Oliver Wells: I find that very hard to believe
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I mean: don't you feel different now that you are married?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: My left hand does! I am very aware of the ring, but I'll adapt
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: That's very big of you
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Oh, no, it's nothing, really, because I love you!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Right! Good answer
- Caroline Julian: [to her group about the Biker Girlfriend] I've always heard about bikers and their hogs. This must be a hog.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Caroline! Gas on the fire.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Wow, look at this: yoghurt drink box all natural flavoring
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: What does that mean? Cat urine could be a natural flavor