Sleepy Hollow (TV Series)

The Indispensable Man (2014)

Tom Mison: Ichabod Crane

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• Henry Parish : [holing the old linen]  Remarkable stitching.

  Ichabod Crane : An old flame of mine was a seamstress. She'd be impressed.

  Lt. Abbie Mills : Who was your date? Betsy Ross?

  Ichabod Crane : How did you know that?

  Lt. Abbie Mills : Are you serious?

• Lt. Abbie Mills : When I call, I need you to pick up.

  Ichabod Crane : I believe I'd have an easier time navigating my device if it were not such an... how shall I say this? Antiquated piece of rubbish.

  Lt. Abbie Mills : What was wrong with your phone?

  Ichabod Crane : Well, it's obsolete. And I'm not blaming you, Leftenant. It's these telecommunication companies, overwhelming the populace with their ostentatious advertisements. They're coercing the consumer into purchasing countless 'system updates.' It's an abuse of capitalism and certainly not the vision behind our laissez-faire market.

  Lt. Abbie Mills : Hmmm. And yet... you want a new one?

  Ichabod Crane : You've got one.

• Ichabod Crane : [voice-mail greeting]  Good day. This is Captain Ichabod Crane, Esquire. If you'd be so kind as to please leave your name, rank and an address where I can reach, and I will return this correspondence in a timely manner. Now what do I press? Pound. Pound?

• Lt. Abbie Mills : That rock in the clearing. Would that be your Masonic marker?

  Ichabod Crane : Does an alderman have an unwarranted self-regard?

  Lt. Abbie Mills : I don't even know how to answer that.

• Ichabod Crane : [trying to figure out texting and emoticons]  On my way. Colon closed parenthesis... oh, it's a man's face. I suppose that's charming.

• Ichabod Crane : [about his phone]  Infuriating. I can't get my Maps app to triangulate. Oh, but I can still receive updates for your so-called social network. And how is it you have five hundred friends? I had only seven close companions. Four of those died. Those were good odds.

  Lt. Abbie Mills : We use the term 'friend' more loosely these days.

  Ichabod Crane : Aristotle would be most unimpressed.

  Lt. Abbie Mills : Yeah well, he's dead too.