- Conan O'Brien: [holding up a figurine of Black Canary] How many other sets of these do you have?
- Pierre Bernard: Several.
- Conan O'Brien: You have MORE of these. These are just the tip of the iceberg.
- Pierre Bernard: I have more, just in case damage occurs, or they go missing. There are duplicates, yes.
- Conan O'Brien: So if one of them got damaged while you were doing something to it... you have more in storage?
- Pierre Bernard: Yes, I do have more in storage. Of her, maybe, three more, maybe. Three or four more.
- Conan O'Brien: Is that enough? Because that's, what if...
- Pierre Bernard: Well they come three to a pack, and they're random. So...
- Conan O'Brien: So you have many of these.
- Pierre Bernard: Many.
- Conan O'Brien: Okay, 'cause if anything happened to this one, God forbid.
- Pierre Bernard: Right. God forbid.
- Conan O'Brien: Okay.
- Pierre Bernard: But nothing's going to happen to her.
- Conan O'Brien: Not as long as you're around. You'll take good care of her, won't you.
- Pierre Bernard: I will.
- Conan O'Brien: Okay. You nervous?
- Pierre Bernard: No, no.
- Conan O'Brien: You seem...
- [pause]
- Conan O'Brien: Can I use the word "insane"? Does it anger you when I do this to her?
- [strokes Black Canary's hair]
- Pierre Bernard: No.
- Conan O'Brien: This isn't making you mad right now.
- Pierre Bernard: No, not angry at all.
- Conan O'Brien: Okay. Oh, she's whispering something in my ear...
- [puts Black Canary up to his left ear]
- Conan O'Brien: does this make you a little, little jealous?
- Pierre Bernard: Nope. She's free to talk to whoever she wants.
- Conan O'Brien: "I have to share a private joke."
- [pretends Black Canary is giggling]
- Conan O'Brien: Was that anger- what did you really feel there?
- Pierre Bernard: Nothing. She's probably told you a joke she's told me a million times.
- Conan O'Brien: You go on Craigslist a lot, don't you?
- Pierre Bernard: Occasionally, there's something worthwhile looking at. I should explain to you why this particular item.
- Conan O'Brien: It says "female mannequin", this is a naked woman, very realistic.
- Pierre Bernard: I wanted to see if this person has certain mannequins, because there's one in particular that I'm looking for. I saw it in New York, it's of a woman's torso down to her legs, and it's very voluptuous butt on it, and the top is cut off flat, and I thought it would make a nice lamp.
- [chuckles]
- Pierre Bernard: So... I wanted to buy a couple of them, take 'em to an electrician, and have them run the wires through it, and they could be nice end tables.
- Conan O'Brien: Okay. You're fired. You're fired. I'm gonna take- you're fired, you no longer work here. And, you're going to the hospital. When do you say that's too much? Those breasts are too big, that butt is too voluptuous? If a woman needed two golf carts to drive her breasts in front of her as she walked.
- Pierre Bernard: I would say that's way too big.
- Conan O'Brien: Right. But you would wanna take her out for coffee.
- Pierre Bernard: Yes.