Sleepy Hollow (TV Series)

The Golem (2013)

Tom Mison: Ichabod Crane

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• Ichabod Crane : I'm still reconciling today's languages and its advancements. For instance, in my ear: a 'toilet' was a 'vanity cabinet,' 'intercourse' meant simply 'social conversation,' 'awful' meant 'awe-inspiring'.

  Lt. Abbie Mills : So if I went out with a guy and we had awful intercourse, we'd be going on a second date?

  Ichabod Crane : Disconcerting, but yes.

  Lt. Abbie Mills : That's weird.

• Ichabod Crane : [entering the carnival attraction]  What hellish form of torment is this?

  Henry Parrish : Fun-house mirrors.

  Ichabod Crane : When did irony become a national pastime?

• Henry Parrish : It seems we've been relegated to the part of gongoozler, you and I.

  Lt. Abbie Mills : I'm not even gonna ask.

  Ichabod Crane : Gongoozler means an idle spectator.

  Lt. Abbie Mills : [to Ichabod]  That's just great. You go, it's cool. Henry and I will sit back here and gongoozle our asses off.

  Ichabod Crane : [smirking]  Now who's the Scrooge?

• Lt. Abbie Mills : Chopping down a Christmas tree?

  Ichabod Crane : Altogether a nonsensical concept. Celebrating Yuletide with a titular display of lumber.

  Lt. Abbie Mills : Wow. Bah-humbug to you too, Ebenezer.

  Ichabod Crane : That was all gibberish.

  Lt. Abbie Mills : Scrooge. A Dickensian character. A grump.

• Ichabod Crane : [musing]  Well, if Jeremy married and had three children, the average at the time... then we compound that number over eight generations, I could have as many as...

  Lt. Abbie Mills : Six thousand little Ichabods.

• Henry Parrish : We never bury the dead, son. Not really. We take them with us. It's the price of living.

  Lt. Abbie Mills : I got you something. I was going to give it to you on Christmas Eve but you look like you need a little boost.

  [handing him the stocking] 

  Ichabod Crane : Oh... You embroidered my name on some hosiery. How... odd.

• Lt. Abbie Mills : [referring to Ichabod's time]  You guys had Christmans, right? Santa Clause, snowmen... eggnog?

  Ichabod Crane : In my year, the term was egg and grog. A draught made of rum that led, inevitably, to an aching head-ergo noggin, abbreviated to nog.

• Ichabod Crane : Crane receives a Christmas stocking as a gift from Abbie "You've embroidered my name on some oversized hosiery."