- Louis Laffer: [Groggy under the influence of morphine] Doctor Colonel Angel, am I going to heaven?
- Surgeon: Maybe Senator, but first we've got to get you back to Walter Reed.
- Louis Laffer: Walter Reed? Oh, no!
- [Pulling Robert to his side]
- Robert Bettencourt: What? What?
- Louis Laffer: [Whispering] I voted to close Walter Reed.
- Tammy: How was your trip, Senator?
- Senator Gil John Biggs: A total nightmare. Thank you, Tammy. And no, it would not have gone better if you had been there.
- Tammy: Obviously, I couldn't have prevented Senator Laffer from gettin' hurt, sir. But you personally might have gotten the kind of press that is actually useful instead of just a video of you gettin' off the private jet of a glamorous Latina socialite.