"Orphan Black" Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est (TV Episode 2014) - Jordan Gavaris as Felix Dawkins

Sarah Manning : Oi! Just... just... just get her something to wear, please?

Felix Dawkins : Fine. I'm sure I've got a Ukrainian folk costume in here, somewhere.

[Helena hisses at Felix]

Felix Dawkins : Oh, god!

Sarah Manning : Hey! Hey hey hey. You treat him with respect. You got it? That's my brother. Which means he's one of our sisters. Family. You get it, meathead?

Helena : Do not call me this.

Sarah Manning : Do you understand, Helena?

Helena : He is sestra?

Felix Dawkins : Oh, god.
Felix Dawkins : Look, Helena, he wants to help you and Sarah.

Helena : He lies down with pigs.

[makes pig noises]
Colin : Is it safe to come in?

Felix Dawkins : That all depends on what you're scared of.

Colin : Hmm, I don't know, cops showing up at my desk, full of innuendo about you?

Felix Dawkins : All of that has blown over.

Cop : [Shortly after there's a knock at the door] Felix Dawkins? Search warrant.

Colin : Oh, shit, not again!
Felix Dawkins : You do realize I'm going to have to paint this, to come to terms with it.

Sarah Manning : Please don't.

Felix Dawkins : Yeah, you're right. I mean, you shot your evil twin sister dead, only to have her arise and gut Rachel's henchman. How could I capture the nuance?
Sarah Manning : So pick some clothes, wash up, and do everything he tells you to.

Helena : [enters the bathroom] Thank you, Felix.

Felix Dawkins : Just don't murder my rubber duckie.

Jordan Gavaris: Felix Dawkins