Orphan Black (TV Series)

Things Which Have Never Yet Been Done (2014)

Kristian Bruun: Donnie Hendrix

Quotes 

• Donnie Hendrix : Safety's on.

  Alison Hendrix : You were bluffing?

  Donnie Hendrix : Yeah. I learn from my mistakes, Alison.

  Vic : You're not going to shoot me?

  Donnie Hendrix : Not accidentally.

  Vic : God, I hate this garage.

• Donnie Hendrix : I'm Donnie Hendrix and you've been harassing my wife!

  Detective Angela DeAngelis : Hey, this is police business.

  Donnie Hendrix : My ass, it is. Beth Childs police business? How about Art Bell, suspended for doing far less than this. All these women and you just can't put it together, can ya?

  Vic : But I'm confused, too.

  Detective Angela DeAngelis : Shh.

  Donnie Hendrix : You don't want to know what we know. And, if you come near my home, or my family again, I will bury you. Smile.

  [takes photo] 

  Donnie Hendrix : Have a shitty day!

• Donnie Hendrix : [draws a heart in wet cement]  I've always wanted to do that. What? It's okay. I didn't put our initials in it.

  Alison Hendrix : I have never been more attracted to you than I am right now.

• Alison Hendrix : Freezer.

  Donnie Hendrix : [at the same time as Alison]  Freezer.

  Alison Hendrix : I want to be nasty.

  [starts to pull her pants down] 

  Donnie Hendrix : Okay.

• Donnie Hendrix : Why say Leekie died on a plane? He didn't die on a plane.

  Alison Hendrix : No, he died in your car.

  Donnie Hendrix : Yes. I'm sorry. But why the Dyad cover story?

  Alison Hendrix : Maybe they think he's dead. Maybe they told him to be dead and go live in Guadalupe, only he's in our freezer.

  Donnie Hendrix : I know what to do.

  Alison Hendrix : Oh, you do, do you, Donnie?

  Donnie Hendrix : Mm-hmm. As long as no one finds the body, we're clear. So we dump him in the lake. With weights.

  Alison Hendrix : Do we have a boat? Have you ever seen Dexter? I mean, random scuba divers are finding everything!

• Alison Hendrix : Donnie, don't. Please. Ugh! Lord and butter, Donnie! Don't spread it around. Keep it on the plastic!

  Donnie Hendrix : Look, this isn't easy for me, all right?

  Alison Hendrix : Oh, I know. You're not a tools guy, are you?

  Donnie Hendrix : Not the tools, the whole thing! I'm not as perfectly comfortable with manslaughter as you!

  Alison Hendrix : At least I had the good sense to leave mine where she dropped.

• Vic : What's up with your garage?

  [in unison] 

  Donnie Hendrix : Oil change.

  Alison Hendrix : Renovating.

• Vic : There's a cop in a van outside!

  Alison Hendrix : What? Angela DeAngelis?

  Vic : Alison, she's been squeezing me. I don't even think it's official, Alison. She thinks there's five of you.

  Donnie Hendrix : There's 11, ese.

• [first lines] 

  Alison Hendrix : I cleaned the car. What are you doing?

  Donnie Hendrix : I think those are his brains. They're congealed.