How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Vesuvius (2014)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Marshall Eriksen : What, so this is gonna be, like, a thing now?
Barney Stinson : Yeah, It's gonna be a thing now, Narshall. Right? Narshall.
Ted Mosby : Dude, settle down, Swarley.
Marshall Eriksen : Yeah. Yeah, Swarlize Theron, take it easy.
Barney Stinson : Man, this was supposed to be my special day.
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The Mother : Wow! You know every one of my stories.
Ted Mosby : ...And you know every one of mine. I guess it's offical: we're an old married couple.
The Mother : Nice!
Ted Mosby : We did it!
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Ted Mosby : It's funny. In a moment like that, when what's really happening is too intense to deal with, sometimes it's best...
The Mother : ...To leave it unspoken and just enjoy each others company instead.
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Barney Stinson : I need you to help me pick the suit I'm gonna wear when I walk down the aisle.
Ted Mosby : Ok, Robin walks down the aisle, you wait at the end of it.
Barney Stinson : Ok, then the suit I'll be wearing when they all stand as I enter the chapel.
Ted Mosby : That's also her.
Barney Stinson : Really? Man the fellas' sure do get boned in the whole wedding thing don't they?
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Lily Aldrin : Ted's leaving for Chicag...
Ted Mosby : [pointing at Barney] Wait, you already know.
Ted Mosby : [pointing at Robin] You already know.
Ted Mosby : [pointing at Marshall] You're married to Lily, which means...
Marshall Eriksen : She pocket-texted me while you were telling her.