Ice Age: Collision Course (2016)
Denis Leary: Diego
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Quotes
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Crash : [from trailer] Where are we?
Brooke : Here he is. The master of meditation. The supreme sovereign. The Shangri Llama!
[Shangri Llama spits into a bowl which a Geotopia Aardvark holds]
Diego : This is the guy who's gonna save us?
Shangri Llama : Yes, but first... downward dog!
[Manny, Sid, and Diego do the downward dog pose]
Shangri Llama : Caterpillar!
[Diego tries to do the caterpillar pose]
Shangri Llama : Funky chicken, bouncing Betty, mashed potato!
Sid : [doing the mashed potato bounce] Hey, this is kind of easy.
[he gets tied up with Granny]
Sid : Could you help me, please? My nose is dangerously close to my butt.
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Sid : [Speaking into a twig like it were a phone] I can't find the bride. Why can't I find the bride?
Diego : Because you're speaking into a twig.
Party Molehog : [Also speaking into a twig] Mom, I can't talk right now. I'm at a wedding.
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Panicked Start : [Walking up to Diego and Shira with her aardvark friend] Um, excuse me. Is it true you saved the world from an asteroid?
Diego : Uhh
[Looks at Shira and smiles]
Shira : That's a very scary story. You think you can handle it?
Panicked Start : Yeah... How scary?
Diego : Well we were.
[the Aardvark runs under Diego's arm and the Start sits in front of Shira]
Diego : It was almost midnight and we were up against volcanoes, Dino birds, and the end of the world.
Shira : Oh! and Zombies don't forget about the Zombies.
[Looks at Diego]
Shira : You know we'd be great parents.
Diego : So I turned to Bigfoot and I say "Listen big guy."
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Diego : [Watching some kids playing while eating some berries] I keep picturing our own kid in there, he'd be the best one.
Shira : I think you meant "she".
Diego : He.
Shira : Either way, we've been over this Diego. Kids are afraid of us.
Diego : Yeah but why?
Panicked Start : [a young start and aardvark see Diego and Shira and mistake the grape juice on their mouths for blood] Are they gonna eat us?
Panicked Start : Ahhh!
[both run away]
Shira : I even smiled this time.