- Loretta Haggers: [Charlie staggers into the living room] Honey, what's wrong with you? You look like three days after the end of the world.
- Charlie Haggers: Loretta, honey, Muriel says that she and me have a son.
- Loretta Haggers: [smiles] You do? Charlie, my baby boy has his very own son? That means I'm a step-mama!
- Charlie Haggers: You sound like you're glad.
- Loretta Haggers: Honey, of course I'm glad. I mean, the world can't be better than you having a son in it.
- Charlie Haggers: Honey, sometimes you take my breath away with your goodness.
- Loretta Haggers: [Muriel describes Timmy's features] Oh, Charlie, he's got your forehead!
- Muriel Haggers: Not quite as much, of course.
- Tom Hartman: How are you gonna stop Cathy from marrying Sgt. Foley?
- Mary Hartman: Tom, greater love hath no sister than hers lays her life down for a sister.
- Tom Hartman: You are gonna lay your life down for Cathy?
- Mary Hartman: Is that what that means? I had no idea. It just seemed to fit.