The Middle (TV Series)

The Carpool (2014)

Neil Flynn: Mike Heck

Quotes 

• Frankie Heck : Listen, this week's a little crazy, so Tuesday I'm gonna need you to pick Sue up from work.

  Mike Heck : Got it. Where's that again?

  Frankie Heck : Seriously, Mike? You don't know where your daughter works? I think that's sad.

  Mike Heck : I think you're sad.

  Frankie Heck : Well, we're all sad, that's a given. So where does your daughter work?

  Mike Heck : I know it's potatoes, Frankie. We've been eating her funky potato rejects for weeks. I just don't know where it is.

• Mike Heck : Yeah. Floor seats to the Michigan game. Corporate just sent them over to me for going six months without a workplace injury.

  Jim : Well, what about when the salt from that pretzel slit my tongue?

  Mike Heck : You can submit forms all day, Jim. You're not getting workman's comp.

  Jim : Sure, make light. I still can't drink orange juice.

• Mike Heck : I can't believe it. Even your dad has plans. He's trying to find out which pill makes him dizzy.

  Sue Heck : I'll go!

  Frankie Heck : What about that guy at the gas station? You guys chat.

  Mike Heck : That's a woman, and we're not close. I guess I'm down to asking Brick. Who am I kidding? He's not gonna want to go.

  Sue Heck : I'll go!

  Mike Heck : Go where?

  Sue Heck : To the game.

  Frankie Heck : There you go. Take Sue. Where's my stupid coat?

  Mike Heck : Uh, are you sure you want to go? These are floor seats, Sue, against Michigan. You gotta really watch the game.

  Sue Heck : I will. I promise!

  Mike Heck : Okay, fine, but from now on, speak up. I was this close to going with Tag.

• Mike Heck : You took Sue to the Ice Capades, and never thought about asking Axl.

  Frankie Heck : Oh, yeah. Like I'm going to get Axl to put on pants to watch princesses skate on ice.

  Mike Heck : You don't know. He might have loved it. Could have taken up skating, become a gold medalist, bought us a house.

  Frankie Heck : No, no. Don't try to turn this on me. Face it, you don't have a leg to stand on.

  Mike Heck : Oh, I got legs - two of them, just like Axl - that might have been perfect for ice skating. Only we'll never know 'cause you took Sue to Ice Capades.

  Frankie Heck : Hey, I still do stuff with Axl. When is the last time you did anything like that with Sue?

  Mike Heck : Hey, I spend time with Sue. I watched her play volleyball, Frankie. Got her checked out at the emergency room.

  Frankie Heck : I'm jut saying, you don't know where she works. You have no idea what JP-LA is.

  Mike Heck : Nobody does.