- Ichabod Crane: [He and Abbie are walking into a polling place] I may lack the proper identification to vote. But what excuse do our fellow countrymen have? A voter turnout rate of only 40% nationwide. This is a disgrace!
- Abbie Mills: It's a midterm, Crane.
- Ichabod Crane: I fought through lines of British regulars for the right to vote. Yet our modern countrymen can barely form a line. Oh, of course, they're more than passionate to vote for American Idolatry.
- Abbie Mills: American Idol.
- Ichabod Crane: I know its name. I'm only telling you what it *should* be called.
- Ichabod Crane: It is true. Our nation's historical lack of universal suffrage is among its greatest disgraces. But, we have come a long way since.
- Abbie Mills: It took 180 years and two constitutional amendments for me to win this freedom.
- Abbie Mills: [about Hellfire's locked chest] They're a freaking evil club! Try 666!
- Ichabod Crane: [disdainfully] What a lack of imagination!
- Ichabod Crane: [while waiting in lines at the polls] Oh but, of course, they're more than passionate to vote for 'American Idolatry'
- Abbie Mills: [correcting] American Idol.
- Ichabod Crane: I know its name. I'm telling you what it should be called.