Sleepy Hollow (TV Series)

Go Where I Send Thee... (2014)

Tom Mison: Ichabod Crane

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• Abbie Mills : Crane, you've seen me do this a thousand times. You have eidetic memory. Do not tell me that you do not have this. Also, I happen to know that you've been practicing your driving with Jenny, who's had her license suspended twice... by the way.

  Ichabod Crane : Firstly, I fail to see why each and every human on the planet must utilize a motor vehicle. And secondly, if you're implying that I would use this conveyance without your express permission...

  Abbie Mills : [pointing to the dash]  That guage right there doesn't lie.

  Ichabod Crane : [looking at the dash]  The odometer. Curse you Frenchmen for inventing such a traitorous device.

• Ichabod Crane : I haven't had to do this much sneaking about since the Second Continental Congress!

  Abbie Mills : Well, let me guess. This is when Betsy Ross had the hots for you.

  Ichabod Crane : That woman was relentless. Once, Adams found me hiding in a broom closet.

  [At Abby's look...] 

  Ichabod Crane : *From* her.

• Abbie Mills : [Referring to the Pied Piper besting Crane]  You want a rematch?

  Ichabod Crane : Honor demands it.

• Ichabod Crane : [At the wheel of Abby's SUV]  I have faced many enemies on horseback. Horsemen without heads. Even discovered my own son is the apocalyptic horseman of war. Thus, how challenging must it be to guide the power of 300 horses using only one's own right foot?

• Abbie Mills : I'd say you're well on your way to independence.

  Ichabod Crane : In case something happened to you?

  Abbie Mills : Crane...

  Ichabod Crane : Drop the façade, Lieutenant. I'm all too aware of why you insist I learn these skills. But hear me, Grace Abigail Mills. It is not our fate for one of us to bury the other. We shall be victorious or defeated... together.

• Abbie Mills : You play the flute?

  Ichabod Crane : I'd like to see you try bringing a cello onto the battlefield.

• Ichabod Crane : [At a laptop]  Lieutenant? If you would perform the log in ceremony...

• Ichabod Crane : [In response to an Amber Alert]  A missing child. We must make haste.

  Abbie Mills : Not so fast, Ricky Bobby. I'm driving.

• Ichabod Crane : [Upon being served a cappuccino]  Sadistic larceny! This is typical of the Italians. A gaudy hillock of overheated milk atop a thimble's worth of coffee. And the cost. It's equal to three Tennessee stallions. Well.

  [Shakes his head and takes a drink, leaving foam all over his upper lip and the tip of his nose. His eyes close] 

  Ichabod Crane : Oh my...

  [Dreamily] 

  Ichabod Crane : I can see why this might be popular.