- Ichabod Crane: [Playing a video game. Incensed] You shodden herring! You are a scurvy louse. You are a slop bucket. You are a pus-sludge no-good by-blow pair of *buns*!
- Abbie Mills: Are you... gaming online?
- Ichabod Crane: [Looks a little embarrassed] I'm not entirely sure.
- [Covers the mouthpiece of his head gear]
- Ichabod Crane: One thing I know is that my allies and I had just obliterated the largest horde of rabid zombies I'd ever encountered and then suddenly, out of nowhere, ChiefWiggum49 and Haloismybitch12 decided to frag me!
- Ichabod Crane: Superman
- [pronounced Sooperman]
- Ichabod Crane: is... Peter Parker? No. No, no, no, that's the... arachnid fellow.
- Ichabod Crane: I've been researching modern wood dwelling monsters. Chupacabra. Sasquatch. One Smokey Bear.
- Abbie Mills: Did you find a cure?
- Ichabod Crane: Yes. We must recite a Shawnee ceremonial chant engraved on this human skull.
- Jenny Mills: That's simple enough.
- Ichabod Crane: [Holding up a finger] Over the blood of the cursed procured by this obsidian knife.
- Abbie Mills: The blood of the cursed. As in Joe Corbin's blood?
- Ichabod Crane: Or the wendigo's.
- Nick Hawley: Hold on. Hold on. No, no. Nobody said anything about wendigo blood.
- Ichabod Crane: Big Ash and I discussed it at length. And, oh look, it's written on the side of this skull!
- Nick Hawley: I get it. You're fluent in Shawnee, Mr. Dances With Wendigos. But, if the kid's already gone big, white and horny... uh, antlery, whatever! The kid's already turned.
- Ichabod Crane: In 1778, the Shawnee tribe engaged in a hunting expedition led by a close friend of mine, Daniel Boone.
- Abbie Mills: Daniel Boone. He's the guy with the raccoon on his head.
- Ichabod Crane: [Exasperated] How is it that the man who settled Kentucky is remembered by the modern world as the guy with the raccoon on his head?
- Nick Hawley: [Looking at the wendigo chained up by Mills and Crane] You had me at secret Masonic cell. But this...?
- Joe Corbin: You love your son?
- Ichabod Crane: In spite of everything, yes. I do.
- Joe Corbin: Well then do me a favor. No matter what happens to me? Tell him.