Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Don't Worry, It's His Sister (2015)

Eugene Levy: Johnny Rose

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Quotes 

• Johnny Rose : This is worse. This is much worse.

  David Rose : You did this?

  Johnny Rose : No, I didn't do this! I tried to fix this!

  Moira Rose : Well, it... it is what it is.

  Alexis Rose : 'Kay, it looks like...

  Johnny Rose : I know what it looks like, Alexis. I know.

  [camera pans out to reveal the town limits billboard, which now has a small sign attached that reads, "Don't worry, it's his sister."] 

• Roland Schitt : That is my great-grandfather up there, Horace Schitt. He was a visionary, Johnny. He discovered this land, he developed it, and he turned it into the little slice of heaven it is. And I'm proud of him. You understand that?

  Johnny Rose : Roland, you've got this all wrong.

  Roland Schitt : Why do you hate me?

  Johnny Rose : I don't hate you! I don't hate you.

  Roland Schitt : Well, then why do you have a problem with a sign that celebrates my family?

  Johnny Rose : It's not... It's just the way they're celebrating, that's all.

  Roland Schitt : Oh, okay, so now you hate my family.

  Johnny Rose : I don't hate your family.

  Roland Schitt : Well, then what is your big fat problem with the sign?

  Johnny Rose : It looks like your great-grandfather's fucking your great-grandmother right up the ass!

  [pause] 

  Roland Schitt : Oh my Go... That is so demented.

  Johnny Rose : You can't tell me you don't see that.

  Roland Schitt : Well, you know, now that you put that creepy thought in my head, sure, I see it, but you got it all wrong, pal. Let me enlighten you, Mr. Johnny Rose. That's isn't even Horace's wife. That's his sister.

  Johnny Rose : Well, how does that make it any better?

  Roland Schitt : [scoffs]  Well, I don't know how they do things where you come from, but around these parts, we don't do that sort of thing with our sisters.

  Johnny Rose : Roland! How is anybody driving past this sign supposed to know the woman getting banged from behind is that man's sister?

  Roland Schitt : Oh, my.

  Johnny Rose : Oh, my! Yes, oh, my!

  Roland Schitt : All right, Johnny. Well, I never really looked at it that way, but now I get it. Okay. Well, all right, I'll do something about it. I'll fix it, all right? And thank you. Thank you for bringing that up to me.

  Johnny Rose : Good. Good.

• Johnny Rose : What's that?

  David Rose : Eye cream.

  Johnny Rose : From where?

  David Rose : From Paris.

  Johnny Rose : How did you pay for it?

  David Rose : Oh, one of my credit cards is still working.

  Johnny Rose : Oh, you're charging things to your credit card? I see. And, how are you going to pay for it?

  David Rose : I don't think you understand. I already have it.

  Johnny Rose : Well, I know this is a bizarre concept for you, David, but if you want cream from Paris, you need a job so you can make money to pay for the cream from Paris.

  David Rose : Ok, well, tell that to the bags under my eyes then.

• Johnny Rose : So, David, why do you want this job?

  David Rose : Because I ran out of eye cream.

  Johnny Rose : You're not getting this job! You're not getting this job! And do you know why? Because your attitude is all wrong! And look at the way you're dressed! What, what is this? Colostomy bag pants

• Johnny Rose : Where's your mother?

  Alexis Rose : Oh, she's with Jocelyn.

  Johnny Rose : I told you to watch her!

  Alexis Rose : I did! I watched her talking to Jocelyn.