- Lorne Malvo: [after pulling the trigger on an empty chamber by Don Chumph] That's okay. I'd be insulted if you didn't try.
- Parking Lot Cashier: Ticket, please.
- Stavros Milos: I changed my mind. I decided... God. He told me. He has different plans.
- Parking Lot Cashier: God told you not to park here?
- Stavros Milos: No, no, no. I know what I have to do now. I didn't before.
- Parking Lot Cashier: Well, sir, I gotta... It's $2 for the first 30 minutes, so...
- Stavros Milos: Son, you go to church?
- Parking Lot Cashier: Yes, sir.
- Stavros Milos: Then open the goddamn gate. Your Lord demands it.
- Gus Grimly: When a dog goes rabid, right, there's no mistaking it for a normal dog. And here we are, we're supposed to be, us people, we're supposed to know better. To be better, you know?
- Molly Solverson: Must be hard to live in this world if you believe that.
- Gus Grimly: You have no idea.
- Mr. Tripoli: [during lunch as Jergen tells the others a story and Carlyle reads him reports, out of nowhere] Sam Hess.
- Mr. Carlyle: [Jergen stops talking, all eyes are cast on Tripoli, and Carlyle quickly looks up the progress on Hess] Assets deployed, Mr. Wrench and Mr. Numbers - three days, plus lodging, plus mileage.
- Mr. Jergen: [Tripoli looks over at Jergen, who looks slightly nervous] You want the, um...? Bottom line, they don't think... our guys... they said, doesn't look related to the business. Could be extramarital on the wife's side. So, uh, now they're en route to a second location to apprehend who we, uh, think is responsible.
- Mr. Tripoli: Dead.
- Mr. Jergen: What's that?
- Mr. Tripoli: Not apprehend. Dead. Don't care extramarital. Don't care not-related. Kill and be killed. Head in a bag. There's the message.
- Mr. Jergen: Of course, boss. Yeah.
- [the lunch resumes]