- Dr. Hastings: Need I point out that you are not ambulatory?
- Loretta Haggers: Maybe not, but I am a baptized Christian.
- Dr. Hastings: Who is Dorelda Doremus?
- Charlie Haggers: You never heard of her? She's only the greatest preacher and evangelical healer this side of the Rockies is all.
- Loretta Haggers: Golden-voiced servant of the Lord. She's healed more sickies than you can throw a carload of crutches at.
- Dr. Hastings: Oh, she's one of those phony religious quacks.
- [last lines]
- Tom Hartman: [Tom lifts his glass in a toast] To my wife. My best friend. My companion. The woman I love.
- Mary Hartman: Oh, Tom, that's so beautiful. It's just like a Geritol commercial.