- Charlie Haggers: Loretta ain't gonna need no more hospitals.
- Loretta Haggers: Heck no. All I need is Charlie and my faith, and I've got plenty of both!
- Mary Hartman: [Reading a Ms. Magazine expose of Dorelda Doremus] Oh, Tom, this is awful. Do you know who she is? She's the former Irma Perlmutter of Erasmus High School from Brooklyn, New York.
- Tom Hartman: Dorelda Doremus? Well, so what?
- Mary Hartman: Tom, what kind of a God-person would change her name from Irma Perlmutter to Dorelda Doremus?