- Lorne Malvo: Two hombres took a run at me in Duluth.
- Mr. Rundle: Mexicans?
- Lorne Malvo: That's the wrong part of the sentence to be focusing on.
- Lorne Malvo: [Pointing at two telephones] This one calls an ambulance, that one calls a hearse. I'm gonna ask you again, and depending on the answer, I pick up this, or that. Who do I talk to in Fargo?
- Molly Solverson: I shot him twice. Just like they teach you. Center mass. And him with a bazooka. How the heck did I do that?
- Gus Grimly: Cause you're you.
- Molly Solverson: What did I lose?
- Gus Grimly: A spleen. Look, I'll get you a new one, I swear.
- Molly Solverson: Yeah, you'd better.
- Gus Grimly: You want some pop or something?
- Molly Solverson: No, I want a new spleen, that's what I want, so you know, better get cracking, mister.
- Lorne Malvo: So I notice you got a pin on your map in every state but Georgia. What the hell do you got against Georgia?
- Mr. Rundle: My first wife. She was Korean. She used to spit at me when we had sex.