- Peggy: Kay has seen every inch of this filthy planet.
- Kay McKinnon: Yeah, there's only one place I wouldn't dare go back to.
- Molly Flynn: Somalia?
- Kay McKinnon: Florida. Awful place. Mickey Mouse, meth, and mullets. Let the Cubans have it.
- Joyce Flynn: What makes her so special?
- Molly Flynn: She's just full of life, and she's traveled all over the world.
- Joyce Flynn: So did I. I was a flight attendant.
- Molly Flynn: You didn't explore the jungle. You explored airport bars.
- Joyce Flynn: Hey, those bars can be just as dangerous. There's creepy predators, exotic diseases, and either place you're gonna get bushwhacked.
- Mike Biggs: The last thing you want to do is get on her bad side.
- Molly Flynn: Is there a good side?
- Mike Biggs: Yes, and believe it or not, you're on it. Your tires aren't slashed, no dog turds in the mailbox, and the women in her church don't think you have syphilis.
- Molly Flynn: Oh, God!
- Mike Biggs: Why do you think that amazing house across the street from her gets sold every year?
- Molly Flynn: I thought it was black mold.
- Mike Biggs: She's the black mold.
- Kay McKinnon: You know, I almost drowned in the Amazon. I've even had worms living in my eyeballs, but the worst pain in my ass has been being friends with you.
- Peggy: You're no walk in the park. I get you one week every three years. You're like a yeast infection!
- Kay McKinnon: Well, my dear, consider yourself cured.