- Humphrey: [sees Fleet and Claudette flirting and gets overprotective] Claudette! Stop flirting with Fleet, for god sake! You're too young to date. I forbid it until you're your grandma's age!
- Claudette: [rolls her eyes in disgust] Oh my god! Dad!
- Kate: Can this day get any get anymore bizarre?
- [covers her eyes embarrassed]
- Humphrey: [Mooch jumps on top of him in the mud] We're middle-aged now, and you're much heavier. Owww! Damn!