- Dr. Joan Watson: I think you might have been right.
- Sherlock Holmes: [matter-of-factly] Yeah.
- [pause]
- Sherlock Holmes: On what topic?
- Sherlock Holmes: ...in the steeple of St. Olaf's church... in pursuit of a lost cat belonging to one of our friends in Everyone.
- Dr. Joan Watson: Can't we just find a hacker collective that accepts cash?
- Sherlock Holmes: Watson, I've not respected your privacy. I apologize for that. Please know, I value you for more than just the many benefits you've brought into my life. I value you as a person.
- Dr. Joan Watson: That's nice. It really is. But your apologies always seem to come after you already got what you wanted.
- Sherlock Holmes: [suspicious about Mycroft's appearance in New York] Have you come back to sleep with Watson again?
- Sherlock Holmes: Did he take liberties with you? Your business is your business; I understand that. I'm just concerned that you were lying about your evening in order to protect Mycroft from my wrath. Did he take liberties with you?
- Dr. Joan Watson: I don't even know what that means. And I don't appreciate being woken up that so you can indulge your paranoid fantasies about your brother.
- Sherlock Holmes: How was your evening with Mycroft?
- Dr. Joan Watson: Fun.
- Sherlock Holmes: You clenched when you said that. It was practically audible.