- Nostalgia Critic: Wow, that is not the voice I expected to come out of that kid. You know, because, a 12-year-old boy should always be voiced by a 26-YEAR-OLD MAN, right?
- Nostalgia Critic: You can't just like someone because he's really nerdy, into retro media, wears a bunch of half-professional half-grungy clo-
- [He realizes he fits that exact description]