Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Our Cup Runneth Over (2015)

Catherine O'Hara: Moira Rose

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• Moira Rose : Let's all pray we don't wake up!

• Marisa : [hearing the doorbell ring and opening the door]  Immigration?

  Reposession Guy with Chair : Revenue.

  Marisa : Mrs. Rose! There are people here from the government.

  Moira Rose : [shrieking]  I've been gutted. John, I've been stripped of every morsel of pleasure I earned in this life.

  Johnny Rose : Well, how do you think I feel, Moira? Eli was family, for god sake! "Leave your finances to me," he said! Son of a bitch.

  Alexis Rose : Baby, it's crazy, people are just, like, taking our stuff!

  [shouting into her phone] 

  Alexis Rose : I said they're taking our stuff! Can you just step out of the club for a second, please?

  [notices a CAS agent taking off with her purses] 

  Alexis Rose : Hold on, hold on. Those bags are not for you. My boyfriend bought those for me, so theoretically, they are his.

  Reposession Guy with Chair : Please, sir, can you step aside?

  David Rose : No, you step aside! YOU STEP ASIDE! I'm still trying to wrap my mind around what kind of a sick person wants to get paid to destroy another person's life. DESTROY ANOTHER PERSON'S LIFE! Where are you taking that?

  Moira Rose : My very soul has been kidnapped, there's no ransom. NO ONE'S COMING TO SAVE ME!

  Johnny Rose : We've got 15 minutes to collect our personals. Can we pick up the pace?

• Moira Rose : The world is falling apart around us John, and I'm dying inside.

  Johnny Rose : Well, I'm feeling a little queasy myself.

• Johnny Rose : Alexis, what the hell is the matter with you?

  Alexis Rose : Okay... Stavros is flying in to get me and I am going to go live with him for a little bit.

  Moira Rose : Well, that is not happening. And I am appalled that my baby girl has turned into a selfish, duplicitous, whore.

  [Turning to Twyla] 

  Moira Rose : Oh, hello!

  Twyla Sands : Hi, I'm Twyla, I'll be your waitress today. Anyway, I read about you guys, and everything you've gone through, it sounds super crappy.

  Johnny Rose : Super crappy?

  Twyla Sands : I had a second cousin in Elmdale who did telemarketing, he made a ton of money. It turns out his entire business was illegal, and he lost everything.

  Johnny Rose : Hmm... not quite the same.

• Johnny Rose : The name is Rose.

  Stevie Budd : I don't see a reservation under that name.

  Roland Schitt : Uh, it's okay, Stevie. I set aside two rooms for them.

  Stevie Budd : Well, there's nothing here.

  Roland Schitt : Well, okay, just book 'em in with two rooms. These people own the town, they're big deals.

  Moira Rose : We'll need three rooms, minimum.

  Roland Schitt : Ooh, no can do, honey. Look, we have a one-room comp policy here, and I am personally throwing in an extra room out of sheer decency, so...

  Johnny Rose : What about suites? Do you have a couple of suites?

  Roland Schitt : [amused]  This guy.

  Stevie Budd : Um... no. Uh, this is a motel, so we cater more to off-road truckers and drunk teenagers.

  Moira Rose : Please, someone just give me a key, to a door, to a room, any room. I just want a bathtub and a long extension cord, please.

• Johnny Rose : Kids, we just came in to say good night, and, uh, to remind you that we will get through this...

  David Rose : Okay, good night.

  Johnny Rose : ...as a family.

  David Rose : Warmest regards to you both.

  Johnny Rose : And that we will end up on our feet in no time.

  Moira Rose : Of course, by then, our feet will be shoeless, and filthy and mangled from walking on cigarette butts and broken beer bottles. So, seriously, Alexis, enough about Stavros.

  Alexis Rose : I'm sorry if I am going through something right now.

• Alexis Rose : I actually think this place is kind of cute.

  Moira Rose : Did you say cute? No, Alexis, Martha Stewart's Hampton home is cute.

• Roland Schitt : [showing the Roses to their rooms]  There you go, ma'am.

  Johnny Rose : It smells like a gym bag.

  Moira Rose : Does anyone else feel light-headed?

  Roland Schitt : Oh, my god, this takes me back to high school. You know, I did the deed in just about every room in this place. Yep, if a forensic team came in here with one of those blue lights, this place would just light up.

• Johnny Rose : What the hell happened here?

  Moira Rose : We've been robbed. Right now, some local is pawning my earrings for crank.

  Johnny Rose : Your diamonds?

  Moira Rose : Yes, my diamonds, the one thing I could hide under my tongue.

  Johnny Rose : Moira, I took your earrings out of here, and I put them in my shoe. For safekeeping.

• Moira Rose : These rooms did have doors, didn't they?

  Johnny Rose : Yeah, it's a hotel. They're hotel rooms.

  David Rose : It's a motel. These are motel rooms.

  Alexis Rose : What if they took our stuff?

  David Rose : What stuff? There's no stuff to take.

  Moira Rose : I have stuff.

  Johnny Rose : [giving the door jamb a once-over]  Son of a bitch!

• Johnny Rose : David, help me with the doors.

  David Rose : No, I can't. I just got out of the shower.

  Johnny Rose : I need help with the doors.

  Alexis Rose : David, help him with the doors.

  David Rose : You help him with the doors.

  Alexis Rose : No.

  Johnny Rose : David, could you help me with the doors?

  David Rose : It's air drying.

  Moira Rose : Pick up a hammer and nail this coffin shut.

• Lawyer : To Johnny's credit, this town might just be your saving grace, at least for a while.

  Moira Rose : What do you mean?

  Lawyer : You can live there for next to nothing, until you get back on your feet.

  Moira Rose : I'm sure there's a penthouse we can move into. Please, there are other options.

  Lawyer : Well, homelessness is still on the table.

• Lawyer : There is something that the government has allowed you to keep.

  Moira Rose : The kids?

  Lawyer : The kids are dependents, Moira. Johnny you bought a town in 1991?

  Johnny Rose : Yes, I bought that town as a joke for my son

  David Rose : Wait? You actually bought that town?

  Johnny Rose : Yes, I bought that town. How else could I get the deed?

  Alexis Rose : You could have just photoshopped the deed!

  Johnny Rose : Why would I photoshop the deed? The joke was owning the town?

  Moira Rose : Oh stop it John!

  Johnny Rose : That was the joke!

  David Rose : Oh my god!