Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Our Cup Runneth Over (2015)

Stewart Arnott: Lawyer

Quotes 

• Lawyer : To Johnny's credit, this town might just be your saving grace, at least for a while.

  Moira Rose : What do you mean?

  Lawyer : You can live there for next to nothing, until you get back on your feet.

  Moira Rose : I'm sure there's a penthouse we can move into. Please, there are other options.

  Lawyer : Well, homelessness is still on the table.

• Lawyer : There is something that the government has allowed you to keep.

  Moira Rose : The kids?

  Lawyer : The kids are dependents, Moira. Johnny you bought a town in 1991?

  Johnny Rose : Yes, I bought that town as a joke for my son

  David Rose : Wait? You actually bought that town?

  Johnny Rose : Yes, I bought that town. How else could I get the deed?

  Alexis Rose : You could have just photoshopped the deed!

  Johnny Rose : Why would I photoshop the deed? The joke was owning the town?

  Moira Rose : Oh stop it John!

  Johnny Rose : That was the joke!

  David Rose : Oh my god!