Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Our Cup Runneth Over (2015)

Chris Elliott: Roland Schitt

Quotes 

• Johnny Rose : Roland, listen, thank you very much, but, uh, I appreciate everything you've done. We need, uh, a little private time now as a family.

  Roland Schitt : Sure. Well, actually, those curtains do close there, so... oh, look, you've got Channel 19.

  Johnny Rose : [snapping]  ROLAND, COULD YOU GET THE FUCK OUT?

  [calming down] 

  Johnny Rose : That was an overreaction. That was uncalled for. It's just, you know, we're a little tired, it's been a long day. There's a pharmacy worth of drugs wearing off on most of us right now, and I just think as a family, we need a little time to chill.

• Johnny Rose : The name is Rose.

  Stevie Budd : I don't see a reservation under that name.

  Roland Schitt : Uh, it's okay, Stevie. I set aside two rooms for them.

  Stevie Budd : Well, there's nothing here.

  Roland Schitt : Well, okay, just book 'em in with two rooms. These people own the town, they're big deals.

  Moira Rose : We'll need three rooms, minimum.

  Roland Schitt : Ooh, no can do, honey. Look, we have a one-room comp policy here, and I am personally throwing in an extra room out of sheer decency, so...

  Johnny Rose : What about suites? Do you have a couple of suites?

  Roland Schitt : [amused]  This guy.

  Stevie Budd : Um... no. Uh, this is a motel, so we cater more to off-road truckers and drunk teenagers.

  Moira Rose : Please, someone just give me a key, to a door, to a room, any room. I just want a bathtub and a long extension cord, please.

• Roland Schitt : [showing the Roses to their rooms]  There you go, ma'am.

  Johnny Rose : It smells like a gym bag.

  Moira Rose : Does anyone else feel light-headed?

  Roland Schitt : Oh, my god, this takes me back to high school. You know, I did the deed in just about every room in this place. Yep, if a forensic team came in here with one of those blue lights, this place would just light up.

• Johnny Rose : I want my doors back.

  Roland Schitt : Oh.

  Johnny Rose : Before it gets dark. My son is afraid of moths.

  Roland Schitt : Oh, hmm. Well, here's the thing about that, Johnny. You see, you did a bad thing. You disrespected me in front of your family. And now they think less of me.

  Johnny Rose : I doubt that's possible. And to be honest, you were kinda breathing down our necks a little bit back at the motel.

  Roland Schitt : Johnny, when I was a kid and I did a bad thing, my father took the doors off my room. And he said to me, "Roland, privacy is earned."

  Johnny Rose : I am having a tough time following that. What the hell does that have to do with privacy?

  Roland Schitt : Nothing. I just got mad and I took your doors.