Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Our Cup Runneth Over (2015)

Emily Hampshire: Stevie Budd

Quotes 

• Johnny Rose : The name is Rose.

  Stevie Budd : I don't see a reservation under that name.

  Roland Schitt : Uh, it's okay, Stevie. I set aside two rooms for them.

  Stevie Budd : Well, there's nothing here.

  Roland Schitt : Well, okay, just book 'em in with two rooms. These people own the town, they're big deals.

  Moira Rose : We'll need three rooms, minimum.

  Roland Schitt : Ooh, no can do, honey. Look, we have a one-room comp policy here, and I am personally throwing in an extra room out of sheer decency, so...

  Johnny Rose : What about suites? Do you have a couple of suites?

  Roland Schitt : [amused]  This guy.

  Stevie Budd : Um... no. Uh, this is a motel, so we cater more to off-road truckers and drunk teenagers.

  Moira Rose : Please, someone just give me a key, to a door, to a room, any room. I just want a bathtub and a long extension cord, please.

• David Rose : I am sorry if my mom accused you of taking something.

  Stevie Budd : It's fine.

  David Rose : Okay, but does this mean that when you're cleaning our rooms, you're gonna put weird stuff in our beds, out of spite, or something?

  Stevie Budd : I won't be cleaning your room.

  David Rose : Okay, can I ask you a question?

  Stevie Budd : Shoot.

  David Rose : I think you're kind of rude.

  Stevie Budd : Is that a question?

  David Rose : I have asked you thrice now for a towel, so that I may wash this town off my body. Do you think I wanna be here?

  Stevie Budd : Do you think I wanna be here?

  David Rose : I don't know what you want, you've given me one-word answers since I got here.

  Stevie Budd : So if I get you a towel, you'll stop following me to my car?

  David Rose : Yes! Yes.

  Stevie Budd : Fine. But I'm only doing this because you called me rude, and I take that as a compliment.

• Johnny Rose : Yeah, I've got a problem.

  Stevie Budd : If this is about doors...

  Johnny Rose : Yeah, it's about doors. Yeah, my doors are gone. My front door, somebody stole my doors.

  Stevie Budd : Yeah, you're gonna have to talk to Roland about that. He lives just down the street, you make a left out of the motel, and then another left. It's a house with a truck in the driveway. There's a bumper sticker of a naked Helen Mirren.