Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Our Cup Runneth Over (2015)

Sarah Levy: Twyla Sands

Quotes 

• Johnny Rose : Alexis, what the hell is the matter with you?

  Alexis Rose : Okay... Stavros is flying in to get me and I am going to go live with him for a little bit.

  Moira Rose : Well, that is not happening. And I am appalled that my baby girl has turned into a selfish, duplicitous, whore.

  [Turning to Twyla] 

  Moira Rose : Oh, hello!

  Twyla Sands : Hi, I'm Twyla, I'll be your waitress today. Anyway, I read about you guys, and everything you've gone through, it sounds super crappy.

  Johnny Rose : Super crappy?

  Twyla Sands : I had a second cousin in Elmdale who did telemarketing, he made a ton of money. It turns out his entire business was illegal, and he lost everything.

  Johnny Rose : Hmm... not quite the same.