Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Bad Parents (2015)

Catherine O'Hara: Moira Rose

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Quotes 

• Johnny Rose : Your mother and I have been talking, and we've come to the realization that we've not been very good parents.

  Moira Rose : Sadly, and most of the time, we have no interest in what's going on with you.

  Johnny Rose : We have no idea. She means no idea.

• Johnny Rose : [yelling]  Alexis! Alexis! David!

  Moira Rose : They're not going to come.

  Johnny Rose : [raising his voice]  Well, how widespread IS that news?

  [waits a few seconds] 

  Johnny Rose : Talk about salacious!

  Moira Rose : [shakes head, smirking, and raises her voice]  He cut off his WHAT?

  [Alexis and David appear instantly] 

• Johnny Rose : [yelling at Alexis]  You were 17?

  [turning to Moira] 

  Johnny Rose : Did YOU know about this?

  Moira Rose : [rolling eyes]  As if! I don't do girl talk.

• Moira Rose : I need to speak to our daughter.

  Johnny Rose : Good luck with that!

  Moira Rose : [raising her voice]  Oh, my GOD, where did you hear THAT?

  [Alexis scurries into the room]