Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Bad Parents (2015)

Eugene Levy: Johnny Rose

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Quotes 

• Johnny Rose : Your mother and I have been talking, and we've come to the realization that we've not been very good parents.

  Moira Rose : Sadly, and most of the time, we have no interest in what's going on with you.

  Johnny Rose : We have no idea. She means no idea.

• Johnny Rose : [yelling]  Alexis! Alexis! David!

  Moira Rose : They're not going to come.

  Johnny Rose : [raising his voice]  Well, how widespread IS that news?

  [waits a few seconds] 

  Johnny Rose : Talk about salacious!

  Moira Rose : [shakes head, smirking, and raises her voice]  He cut off his WHAT?

  [Alexis and David appear instantly] 

• Johnny Rose : Uh, Twyla, do you get along with your parents?

  Twyla Sands : I did. It's a little different now. My mom has this thing where half the time she thinks I'm her cousin Angela. And it's getting harder and harder to coordinate visitation times with my dad in prison.

• Johnny Rose : [yelling at Alexis]  You were 17?

  [turning to Moira] 

  Johnny Rose : Did YOU know about this?

  Moira Rose : [rolling eyes]  As if! I don't do girl talk.

• Moira Rose : I need to speak to our daughter.

  Johnny Rose : Good luck with that!

  Moira Rose : [raising her voice]  Oh, my GOD, where did you hear THAT?

  [Alexis scurries into the room]