Schitt's Creek (TV Series)
The Cabin (2015)
Eugene Levy: Johnny Rose
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Quotes
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David Rose : Hey can you spare some... Oh my god! OH MY GOD!
Moira Rose : [Shrieks] DAVID! OH!
Alexis Rose : Oh my god what's going on?
David Rose : Oh my god! I saw hell is what's going on. Oh my god! Oh my god!
Johnny Rose : David what you just saw was your mother and me having a very intimate moment
David Rose : I know what I saw I cannot unsee that!
Johnny Rose : And I refuse to feel guilty about being in bed with my wife.
Alexis Rose : Oh my god, you poor thing.
Moira Rose : I hate to tell you this but having sex isn't just about having children so that they can grow up and make you feel guilty about it.
Alexis Rose : OH MY GOD CAN YOU STOP THIS PLEASE?
Moira Rose : I will NOT be shamed. Shame on you
David Rose : Shame on you for attempting that position at 8:00 in the morning.
Johnny Rose : Do you know just how hard it is to share a wall with the two of you?
David Rose : I do now.
Johnny Rose : Now if you two don't mind we are going back into our room and don't even think about opening that door.
Moira Rose : [Glaring at Johnny] Oh, are you serious?
Johnny Rose : Next time.
David Rose : [Whispering] Oh my god!
Alexis Rose : No, no, no, no, no!
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David Rose : [Walks in on Moira and Johnny attempting to kiss each other] Oh my god! Am I being punished for something?
Moira Rose : David, are you a dirty peeping tom?
David Rose : I don't think parenting books would approve of you saying that to me. I'm just going to grab this magazine and.
Johnny Rose : Stick around Jr. I need to tell you two something. Alexis?
David Rose : They're done!
[Alexis appears]
Johnny Rose : Roland and Jocelyn have offered us the use of their cabin and we request that you not contact us for 24 hours.
David Rose : Thank you!
Johnny Rose : Thank you!
David Rose : No, thank you!
Johnny Rose : Thank you!
David Rose : No thank you!
Johnny Rose : Thank you!
David Rose : No thank you!
Johnny Rose : Okay, enough David!
