- Roland Schitt: OK, OK, I get it, Captain - you've been out to sea for a while, you want to get your boat into port, maybe get your mast scrubbed...
- Alexis Rose: Why don't we try another game? Every time the vein in my brother's eye twitches, we take a drink.
- David Rose: Hey can you spare some... Oh my god! OH MY GOD!
- Moira Rose: [Shrieks] DAVID! OH!
- Alexis Rose: Oh my god what's going on?
- David Rose: Oh my god! I saw hell is what's going on. Oh my god! Oh my god!
- Johnny Rose: David what you just saw was your mother and me having a very intimate moment
- David Rose: I know what I saw I cannot unsee that!
- Johnny Rose: And I refuse to feel guilty about being in bed with my wife.
- Alexis Rose: Oh my god, you poor thing.
- Moira Rose: I hate to tell you this but having sex isn't just about having children so that they can grow up and make you feel guilty about it.
- Alexis Rose: OH MY GOD CAN YOU STOP THIS PLEASE?
- Moira Rose: I will NOT be shamed. Shame on you
- David Rose: Shame on you for attempting that position at 8:00 in the morning.
- Johnny Rose: Do you know just how hard it is to share a wall with the two of you?
- David Rose: I do now.
- Johnny Rose: Now if you two don't mind we are going back into our room and don't even think about opening that door.
- Moira Rose: [Glaring at Johnny] Oh, are you serious?
- Johnny Rose: Next time.
- David Rose: [Whispering] Oh my god!
- Alexis Rose: No, no, no, no, no!
- David Rose: [Walks in on Moira and Johnny attempting to kiss each other] Oh my god! Am I being punished for something?
- Moira Rose: David, are you a dirty peeping tom?
- David Rose: I don't think parenting books would approve of you saying that to me. I'm just going to grab this magazine and.
- Johnny Rose: Stick around Jr. I need to tell you two something. Alexis?
- David Rose: They're done!
- [Alexis appears]
- Johnny Rose: Roland and Jocelyn have offered us the use of their cabin and we request that you not contact us for 24 hours.
- David Rose: Thank you!
- Johnny Rose: Thank you!
- David Rose: No, thank you!
- Johnny Rose: Thank you!
- David Rose: No thank you!
- Johnny Rose: Thank you!
- David Rose: No thank you!
- Johnny Rose: Okay, enough David!