Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Carl's Funeral (2015)

Brittany Allen: Bree

Quotes 

• Bree : [Bree enters the Funeral home with her baby crying. Her phone rings and she shouts into the phone]  Sean? Where are you? YOU'RE AT A BAR? If anybody needs to be at a bar IT'S ME!

• David Rose : [Stoned]  Want to know where I got my hat bruh?

  Stevie Budd : Where?

  David Rose : Assholes-R-Us!

  [laughing as Stevie rolls over, falls off of the bed and hits David in the back of his head with her leg] 

  Bree , Sean : [shouting at each other with their baby crying] 

  David Rose : Oh my god! OH MY GOD! We need to go! We need to go!

  [David and Stevie duck into a room next to Bree and Sean's room!] 

  Sean : [angrily]  What the ##ck?

  David Rose : [Whispering]  I got his hat!

  [laughing] 

  David Rose : [Short pause! David slams Stevie up against the door and they start kissing each other. They then move towards the wall that has the light switch attached to a disco ball. David puts his arms out and drops his empty beer bottles on the floor while Stevie starts to rub her hands up and down David's waist and hips]