Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Carl's Funeral (2015)

John Hemphill: Bob Currie

Quotes 

• Bob Currie : But, uh - Carl sure found the studs on that one!

• Johnny Rose : Bob, in case I want to mention this in my remarks, how - how did Carl go?

  Bob Currie : Well, it was a bit of a freak accident, really. Apparently, he was trying to unhook his belt from the ceiling fan and apparently it It got knotted around his neck. You'd think the whole thing would have come down?

• Johnny Rose : [Tapping Bob on the shoulder]  Just in case I have to bring it up Bob how did Carl go?

  Bob Currie : The cord on ceiling fan he was installing got knotted around his neck and he was left spinning around on the ceiling.

  Johnny Rose : Oh!

  Bob Currie : You'd think that the whole thing would have come down?

• Twyla Sands : Hey, Bob, how are you holding up?

  Bob Currie : Oh, you know... not bad.

  Twyla Sands : You know, they say death is just life except you're not here. You're somewhere else, you know? But - but that's okay because at least you're somewhere, you know? But when does - when does somewhere become there? And when does there become here? And I - it...

  Bob Currie : Just.. just a coffee, please.