Schitt's Creek (TV Series)
Carl's Funeral (2015)
Annie Murphy: Alexis Rose
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Quotes
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David Rose : [Hears the sound of a baby screaming and two people arguing. David peers out the window] Uh-oh!
Alexis Rose : What?
David Rose : Some townie douchebag is moving in next door.
[Hears the sound of glass breaking]
David Rose : LOOK OUT!
David Rose : [Sees Alexis packing her bags] Where are you going?
Alexis Rose : I'm going to stay at Ted's house.
David Rose : So, you're just going to leave me here?
Alexis Rose : Yes, I've been through enough spring breaks to know how this is going to end? And it's not going to end well.
David Rose : Hello? HELLO? Is anybody there in that hollow heart of yours?
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Alexis Rose : [reading the title of Ted's gift to her] "Opening Your Heart to Animals :a Guide to the Benefits of Caring for Something Other Than Yourself". That's a... very specific book.