Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Honeymoon (2015)

Emily Hampshire: Stevie Budd

Quotes 

• Stevie Budd : So, just to be clear, um... I'm a red wine drinker.

  David Rose : That's fine.

  Stevie Budd : Okay, cool. But, uh, I only drink red wine.

  David Rose : Okay.

  Stevie Budd : And up until last night, I was under the impression that you too only drank red wine. But I guess I was wrong?

  David Rose : [nods knowingly]  I see where you're going with this. Um... I do drink red wine. But I also drink white wine.

  Stevie Budd : Oh.

  David Rose : And I've been known to sample the occasional rosé. And a couple summers back, I tried a merlot that used to be a chardonnay...

  Stevie Budd : Uh... okay.

  David Rose : ...which got a bit complicated.

  Stevie Budd : Yeah, so... you're just really open to all wines.

  David Rose : I like the wine and not the label. Does that make sense?

  Stevie Budd : [smiles]  Yes. That does.

• David Rose : This was a beautiful choice!

  Stevie Budd : This was a lovely choice! I should head to work. Which is where I should have been 15 minutes ago.

  [Stepping outside the door] 

  David Rose : Stevie? Oh, Stevie? It's those towels again! We need towels.

  Stevie Budd : David!

  David Rose : What?

  Stevie Budd : Your father saw me outside.

  [Short pause] 

  Stevie Budd : ##CK! Your dad can't know about this. It's humiliating to me.

  Johnny Rose : Stevie? Is the room that has towels in if? If it is I'd like a key.

  Johnny Rose : [opens the door]  Here you go.

  David Rose : Okay, this is a facecloth and a bath mat.

  Johnny Rose : I'll be more than happy to get you a towel, Mr. Rose.

  Stevie Budd : Stevie? Stevie?

  [Stevie makes the shut up gesture to David] 

  Johnny Rose : [Short pause]  Stevie? Is there anyone in there?

  Johnny Rose : No, Mr. Rose!

  David Rose : Are you in any danger? Blink if you're in any danger?

  Stevie Budd : No!

  Johnny Rose : Well, I'm going to go now,

  [Softly] 

  Johnny Rose : , and I'm going to call the police!

  Stevie Budd : No, Mr. Rose please don't call the police.

  David Rose : DAD PLEASE, JUST TAKE THE TOWELS AND GO!

  David Rose : [Stevie opens the door all the way revealing David in bed]  Oh? I'm going to go now!

• David Rose : Wow, Ted, this is all very... new looking - did you design it yourself?

  Ted Mullens : I wish! No, I found this website online that sells off old department store show rooms.

  Stevie Budd : So this whole room...

  Ted Mullens : Just gets delivered, as is. This is the Bachelor's Den here, and then that's the Executive Dining Lounge that I got on Black Friday.

• Johnny Rose : [soto voce]  Is anyone in there with you?

  Stevie Budd : [alarmed]  What? No!

  Johnny Rose : [still whispering]  Are you in trouble? Blink if you're in trouble!