Schitt's Creek (TV Series)
Honeymoon (2015)
Eugene Levy: Johnny Rose
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Quotes
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Roland Schitt : [at Roland's party; both are eating ribs after smoking marijuana] My son lives in a barn in the woods, by choice. He could be the next mayor of this town if he wanted it.
Johnny Rose : My son is pansexual.
Roland Schitt : Mmm-hmm. I've heard of that. I know what that is, that's, uh... that cookware fetish.
Johnny Rose : No.
Roland Schitt : Mmm-hmm.
Johnny Rose : No, no.
Roland Schitt : No, I read about that.
Johnny Rose : No, he loves everyone: men, women, women who become men, men who become women. I'm his father, and I always wanted his life to be easy. But, you know, just pick one gender, and maybe... maybe everything would've been less confusing.
Roland Schitt : Well... you know, Johnny, when it comes to matters of the heart, we can't tell our kids who to love.
[Johnny looks up, stunned]
Roland Schitt : Who said that?
Johnny Rose : You did.
Roland Schitt : When?
Johnny Rose : You just said it now.
Roland Schitt : When?
Johnny Rose : Now, right this second, you just said it. And you're right, you can't tell them. And I'm fine with that.
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Johnny Rose : [very stoned] David, I just want you to know that I endorse ALL your sexual encounters!
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David Rose : This was a beautiful choice!
Stevie Budd : This was a lovely choice! I should head to work. Which is where I should have been 15 minutes ago.
[Stepping outside the door]
David Rose : Stevie? Oh, Stevie? It's those towels again! We need towels.
Stevie Budd : David!
David Rose : What?
Stevie Budd : Your father saw me outside.
[Short pause]
Stevie Budd : ##CK! Your dad can't know about this. It's humiliating to me.
Johnny Rose : Stevie? Is the room that has towels in if? If it is I'd like a key.
Johnny Rose : [opens the door] Here you go.
David Rose : Okay, this is a facecloth and a bath mat.
Johnny Rose : I'll be more than happy to get you a towel, Mr. Rose.
Stevie Budd : Stevie? Stevie?
[Stevie makes the shut up gesture to David]
Johnny Rose : [Short pause] Stevie? Is there anyone in there?
Johnny Rose : No, Mr. Rose!
David Rose : Are you in any danger? Blink if you're in any danger?
Stevie Budd : No!
Johnny Rose : Well, I'm going to go now,
[Softly]
Johnny Rose : , and I'm going to call the police!
Stevie Budd : No, Mr. Rose please don't call the police.
David Rose : DAD PLEASE, JUST TAKE THE TOWELS AND GO!
David Rose : [Stevie opens the door all the way revealing David in bed] Oh? I'm going to go now!
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Johnny Rose : [soto voce] Is anyone in there with you?
Stevie Budd : [alarmed] What? No!
Johnny Rose : [still whispering] Are you in trouble? Blink if you're in trouble!