Schitt's Creek (TV Series)

Honeymoon (2015)

Dustin Milligan: Ted Mullens

Quotes 

• David Rose : Wow, Ted, this is all very... new looking - did you design it yourself?

  Ted Mullens : I wish! No, I found this website online that sells off old department store show rooms.

  Stevie Budd : So this whole room...

  Ted Mullens : Just gets delivered, as is. This is the Bachelor's Den here, and then that's the Executive Dining Lounge that I got on Black Friday.

• Ted Mullens : [sheepishly]  So, I guess we won't be playing Headbandz...

  [as Alexis, Twyla and Mutt all glare at him]