Only Fools and Horses: Beckham in Peckham (2014 TV Short)
David Jason: Del Boy
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Quotes
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Rodney : You know, I honestly thought you'd changed. But no, you're just the same old Del, ploughing through life without the slightest consideration for anyone else's feelings.
Del Boy : That hurts, Rodney. That really hurts. You just tell me one time, just one, when I have ignored you or hurt your feelings.
Rodney : Ah, well...
Del Boy : And don't go on about that painting competition. Or the Peckham Pouncer. Or the time I turned the knob up on the sunbed and made your face go red.
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Del Boy : I'm just glad we're not on Dragon's Den, because god knows what Alex Sugar would have made of all this.
David Beckham : It *was* your idea to have Rodney model them.
Rodney : So it's my fault now, is it? I didn't want to wear the stupid bloody things in the first place.
David Beckham : Oh, shut up, you tart!
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Young Boy : Are you David Beckham?
David Beckham : I am! But don't tell anyone. I don't want to draw any attention to myself, alright. Good boy.
[Beckham goes to lean against a goods cart, but misses and falls to the ground. Everyone in the market turns to look at him]
Del Boy : What a plonker!