- Homer Simpson: Honey, you can't insulate me from life. I could live for a hundred years or get hit by a bus tomorrow. That's why I never plan more than four seconds ahead.
- Krusty the Clown: [Watching an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Oh, my God! Who's responsible for this monstrosity?
- [an "Executive Produced by Krusty the Clown" title appears]
- Krusty the Clown: [On video] I did everything!
- Marge Simpson: I hear the language on these roasts gets a little... B-L-U-E.
- Homer Simpson: Huh?
- [Marge points at hair]
- Homer Simpson: Oh!