Wayne Brady: Self

Quotes 

• Wayne Brady : [in "Scenes from a Hat", the suggestion is "Strange things to see or hear in a children's TV show"]  Azrael, we finally have Smurfette!

  [laughs] 

  Wayne Brady : [lustful]  Oooh...

  [mimes taking pictures] 

  Aisha Tyler : [buzzing]  You!

  Wayne Brady : She's an ADULT! She IS an adult!

  Aisha Tyler : She's a TINY adult.

  Wayne Brady : But being tiny does not mean that she's not, girl, turn around.

  [mimes taking pictures] 

  Wayne Brady : Oh, it's gonna be black and blue tonight!

  Aisha Tyler : [buzzing]  Come away from there! Come away from there!