Aisha Tyler: Self - Hostess

Quotes 

• Wayne Brady : [in "Scenes from a Hat", the suggestion is "Strange things to see or hear in a children's TV show"]  Azrael, we finally have Smurfette!

  [laughs] 

  Wayne Brady : [lustful]  Oooh...

  [mimes taking pictures] 

  Aisha Tyler : [buzzing]  You!

  Wayne Brady : She's an ADULT! She IS an adult!

  Aisha Tyler : She's a TINY adult.

  Wayne Brady : But being tiny does not mean that she's not, girl, turn around.

  [mimes taking pictures] 

  Wayne Brady : Oh, it's gonna be black and blue tonight!

  Aisha Tyler : [buzzing]  Come away from there! Come away from there!

• Keegan-Michael Key : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  Bachelor number two, if we went on a first date to a restaurant, what would the cuisine be?

  Colin Mochrie : [subtitles: "All of Ryan and Wayne's former lovers returning for one last fling"]  Oh, I don't know, I've, um... had so many dates, I... I was at a date recently, and the fellow didn't show up for it...

  [to Wayne] 

  Colin Mochrie : There you are! Oh, I waited for half an hour and you weren't around. But I don't care, because you just dug your way into my heart.

  [to Ryan, in gruff voice] 

  Colin Mochrie : Oh, if you want to pass art class...

  [mimes smoking a cigarette] 

  Colin Mochrie : I'm tellin' ya,

  [babbling and shaking] 

  Colin Mochrie : [to Wayne, in feminine voice]  Oh, I haven't seen you since the catwalk in Paris. Oh, we made such beautiful, beautiful music together. I hope we can do it again.

  [to Ryan] 

  Colin Mochrie : [bleats like a goat] 

  Keegan-Michael Key : [...] 

  [during the guessing portion of the game] 

  Keegan-Michael Key : And, uh, Colin is... a-a teacher with multiple persona- wait a minute. Col- who the HELL are you, Colin?

  Aisha Tyler : All of Ryan's and Wayne's former lovers, come back for one final fling.

  Keegan-Michael Key : Ah ha ha ha.

  [sarcastic] 

  Keegan-Michael Key : Well, I can't believe I didn't get THAT one.