- Wayne Brady: [in "Scenes from a Hat", the suggestion is "Strange things to see or hear in a children's TV show"] Azrael, we finally have Smurfette!
- [laughs]
- Wayne Brady: [lustful] Oooh...
- [mimes taking pictures]
- Aisha Tyler: [buzzing] You!
- Wayne Brady: She's an ADULT! She IS an adult!
- Aisha Tyler: She's a TINY adult.
- Wayne Brady: But being tiny does not mean that she's not, girl, turn around.
- [mimes taking pictures]
- Wayne Brady: Oh, it's gonna be black and blue tonight!
- Aisha Tyler: [buzzing] Come away from there! Come away from there!
- Keegan-Michael Key: [in "Let's Make a Date"] Bachelor number two, if we went on a first date to a restaurant, what would the cuisine be?
- Colin Mochrie: [subtitles: "All of Ryan and Wayne's former lovers returning for one last fling"] Oh, I don't know, I've, um... had so many dates, I... I was at a date recently, and the fellow didn't show up for it...
- [to Wayne]
- Colin Mochrie: There you are! Oh, I waited for half an hour and you weren't around. But I don't care, because you just dug your way into my heart.
- [to Ryan, in gruff voice]
- Colin Mochrie: Oh, if you want to pass art class...
- [mimes smoking a cigarette]
- Colin Mochrie: I'm tellin' ya,
- [babbling and shaking]
- Colin Mochrie: [to Wayne, in feminine voice] Oh, I haven't seen you since the catwalk in Paris. Oh, we made such beautiful, beautiful music together. I hope we can do it again.
- [to Ryan]
- Colin Mochrie: [bleats like a goat]
- Keegan-Michael Key: [...]
- [during the guessing portion of the game]
- Keegan-Michael Key: And, uh, Colin is... a-a teacher with multiple persona- wait a minute. Col- who the HELL are you, Colin?
- Aisha Tyler: All of Ryan's and Wayne's former lovers, come back for one final fling.
- Keegan-Michael Key: Ah ha ha ha.
- [sarcastic]
- Keegan-Michael Key: Well, I can't believe I didn't get THAT one.